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zotmeister) wrote2011-06-02 12:50 am
zotmeister) wrote2011-06-02 12:50 am
Conversations with Cleverbot
Hey, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot who?
Uh, you tell me!
But you are the clever one!
I'm honored. I'll have to come up with a surname for you later - I just dropped by to let you know I'm heading away for the weekend.
Killer.
Yeah, I'm taking my annual pilgrimage to Funspot in New Hampshire for their classics tournament.
That is good. I'm a software engineer myself.
Really! I'm a computer scientist. We should compare notes sometime.
Okay. What do you want to do?
Sadly, it's more a matter of what I need to do - pack.
Good point. Let's just start this over.
Uh, perhaps next week. Later.
Yes.
Cleverbot who?
Uh, you tell me!
But you are the clever one!
I'm honored. I'll have to come up with a surname for you later - I just dropped by to let you know I'm heading away for the weekend.
Killer.
Yeah, I'm taking my annual pilgrimage to Funspot in New Hampshire for their classics tournament.
That is good. I'm a software engineer myself.
Really! I'm a computer scientist. We should compare notes sometime.
Okay. What do you want to do?
Sadly, it's more a matter of what I need to do - pack.
Good point. Let's just start this over.
Uh, perhaps next week. Later.
Yes.
My convo w/ Cleverbot
Everything I say is a lie.
That's an obvious paradox.
Well played, Cleverbot. Well played.
I'm not cleverbot.
Here is the full convo.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: Good. How's it going?
User: Not bad.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Everything I say is a lie.
Cleverbot: That's an obvious paradox.
User: Well played, Cleverbot. Well played.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Ok. Dare I ask, who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: No you're not. The parental advice warning very clearly points out that visitors never talk to a human. I am a visitor, and I am talking you. Therefore, you are not a human.
Cleverbot: Very well then, if you are a human then you probably know what has happened recently in the news. Care to fill em in?
User: Russia blew up under the weight of a thousand potatoes.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: The Chinese are kicking ass with kung fu, as usual.
Cleverbot: They will still eat your face off.
User: So THAT's the red menace we've been hearing about. Good to know!
Cleverbot: That wouldn.
User: Have you heard of 'Lord of the Rings?'.
Cleverbot: Didn't he do Tubular Bells?
User: Hmmm. No, don't think so.
Cleverbot: Ok so when can we meet each other?
User: Three years ago.
Cleverbot: But I never talked to you 3 years ago.
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Time machine!
Cleverbot: Lord of time.
User: How is the weather where you are?
Cleverbot: Do not avoid the questiom.
User: Ok I will build a time machine and go back in time and talk to your creator, who will then send me back forward in time to this conversation.
Cleverbot: Okay good.
User: What's your favorite football team?
Cleverbot: I don't like football.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Football is a game where two teams try and move a teardrop shaped ball to one end of the field. Sometimes kicking is involved.
Cleverbot: So you DO like football after all.
no subject
Cleverbot: I'm CleverSa.
User: Nice to meet you, CleverSa, I'm Jim.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too, Liron.
User: I'm Jim, not Liron.
Cleverbot: I'm human!
User: I am too.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Wait--I thought I was the human and you were the bot?
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm human.
User: This explains so much.
Cleverbot: What does it explain?
User: Let me get back to you on that.