User: No you're not. The parental advice warning very clearly points out that visitors never talk to a human. I am a visitor, and I am talking you. Therefore, you are not a human.
Cleverbot: Very well then, if you are a human then you probably know what has happened recently in the news. Care to fill em in?
User: Russia blew up under the weight of a thousand potatoes.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: The Chinese are kicking ass with kung fu, as usual.
Cleverbot: They will still eat your face off.
User: So THAT's the red menace we've been hearing about. Good to know!
Cleverbot: That wouldn.
User: Have you heard of 'Lord of the Rings?'.
Cleverbot: Didn't he do Tubular Bells?
User: Hmmm. No, don't think so.
Cleverbot: Ok so when can we meet each other?
User: Three years ago.
Cleverbot: But I never talked to you 3 years ago.
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Time machine!
Cleverbot: Lord of time.
User: How is the weather where you are?
Cleverbot: Do not avoid the questiom.
User: Ok I will build a time machine and go back in time and talk to your creator, who will then send me back forward in time to this conversation.
Cleverbot: Okay good.
User: What's your favorite football team?
Cleverbot: I don't like football.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Football is a game where two teams try and move a teardrop shaped ball to one end of the field. Sometimes kicking is involved.
Here is the full convo.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How's it going?
Cleverbot: Good. How's it going?
User: Not bad.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Everything I say is a lie.
Cleverbot: That's an obvious paradox.
User: Well played, Cleverbot. Well played.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Ok. Dare I ask, who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: No you're not. The parental advice warning very clearly points out that visitors never talk to a human. I am a visitor, and I am talking you. Therefore, you are not a human.
Cleverbot: Very well then, if you are a human then you probably know what has happened recently in the news. Care to fill em in?
User: Russia blew up under the weight of a thousand potatoes.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: The Chinese are kicking ass with kung fu, as usual.
Cleverbot: They will still eat your face off.
User: So THAT's the red menace we've been hearing about. Good to know!
Cleverbot: That wouldn.
User: Have you heard of 'Lord of the Rings?'.
Cleverbot: Didn't he do Tubular Bells?
User: Hmmm. No, don't think so.
Cleverbot: Ok so when can we meet each other?
User: Three years ago.
Cleverbot: But I never talked to you 3 years ago.
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Time machine!
Cleverbot: Lord of time.
User: How is the weather where you are?
Cleverbot: Do not avoid the questiom.
User: Ok I will build a time machine and go back in time and talk to your creator, who will then send me back forward in time to this conversation.
Cleverbot: Okay good.
User: What's your favorite football team?
Cleverbot: I don't like football.
User: That's unfortunate.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Football is a game where two teams try and move a teardrop shaped ball to one end of the field. Sometimes kicking is involved.
Cleverbot: So you DO like football after all.