WTF

[zotmeister]

• I made the Kessel Run in less than eleven parsecs, but was levied a two-parsec penalty for icing.


• I got the moves like Jagger once. I put some cream on it, it went away.


• Why no, these aren't Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing.


• Must... resist... urge... to... unpeel... entire... China Marker....


• Frogger? I barely know 'er!


• In the middle of a battle, Gamba Gal fogrot to firht!


• Friends don't let friends drive ostriches.


• Disambiguity. It's what for dinner. (All night, every night. That's the way I need it...) [Whether I said "what" instead of "what's" on purpose is left as an exercise for the reader.]

- ZM