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zotmeister ([personal profile] zotmeister) wrote2012-02-13 11:22 am
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  • My Kellogg's Rice Krispies™ and I haven't been on speaking terms since the divorce.

  • My imaginary friends keep me from talking to myself.

  • Novelty T-shirt: "He who dies with the most novelty t-shirts wins"

  • Maybe Stroop was just colorblind.

  • Today's attitude (please underline): Happy Sad Monday

  • "Stupid king's horses and king's men, I'll put myself back together!"

  • I walked with my feet ten feet off of Beale once. I put some cream on it, it went away.

  • The First Rule of Tautology Club is... THE FIRST RULE OF TAUTOLOGY CLUB!

- ZM