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zotmeister ([personal profile] zotmeister) wrote2008-11-12 10:13 am
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Meme: Arrested


A (gasp!) real update is coming VERY soon, but first, a meme (encountered from [livejournal.com profile] infintysquared) that struck me as so curious in my particular case that I felt the need to (double gasp!) actually participate in it.

To wit: If you saw me in (the back of) a police car, what would you think I had been arrested for? Answer in comments, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

I may or may not have some fun with the responses, such as saying whether or not I'd be guilty and/or pleading my case. We'll see. I do not enforce meme dissemination, so feel free to comment without posting this yourself, but I'd like to see what responses many of you would get as well. - ZM
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[identity profile] seraphwings.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hacking into the government's mainframe to play a game with a computer that actually ended up being a nuclear simulation OH NO!
Any resemblance to Matthew Broderick is unnecessary.
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[personal profile] zotmeister 2008-11-12 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome. I've been meaning to rent the sequel.

I have little knowledge - or appreciation - of the whole hacker thing, so I'd be innocent of this one, but I can definitely see why I'd be a suspect. "Wait, Adam, you mean there's a game you HAVEN'T played?!" - ZM

[identity profile] avenger314.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Two words: Being right.

Longer words to follow.
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[personal profile] zotmeister 2008-11-12 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Guilty as charged, I'm sure. I often can't help myself. Sometimes, against my best efforts, no matter how wrong I want to be, I'm still right. I fear that someday I may be executed for being right... but I assure you that my soul will derive no pleasure from my martyrdom. ...Pretend there's no pomposity in those words, and that is what I mean to say. - ZM

You've been charged with several counts of...

(Anonymous) 2008-11-12 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Failing to update your LiveJournal with new content on a regular basis. :-)
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[personal profile] zotmeister 2008-11-13 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Under advice of counsel, I refuse to testify...

I knew this one was coming. - ZM

[identity profile] lardarsegreg.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Giving someone at Microsoft their very own "red ring of death"...
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[personal profile] zotmeister 2008-11-13 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd have an iron-clad alibi for that one. Not that it matters - no jury would ever convict me of that. - ZM
Edited 2008-11-13 13:50 (UTC)

[identity profile] lordrolo.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
running a secret, fight-club style pac-man based gambling ring.
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[personal profile] zotmeister 2008-11-13 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Which you just broke the first two rules of! ...I'm kidding, of course. I don't think I'm ready to compete with WorldWinner just yet. Someday, though, I wouldn't mind taking them down. - ZM

[identity profile] unknownforce.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Breaking the Donkey Kong world record.

Billy Mitchell would be VERY vindictive and tell the cops you committed a heinous crime. He would bribe them all with hot sauce if they didn't believe his story.

[identity profile] barryr.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Breaking obscure import laws. I fear that myself as well. XD
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