I have received five solutions - congrats to, in chronological order, Mark Tilford, Tahnan, Alex Cobian, glmathgrant, and yyv. Four reported their solving times, which are, in descending order of duration:

over two hours, maybe over three, but heavily distracted
about forty-five minutes, but while watching a movie
about twelve minutes
5:25 (which I assume is minutes:seconds given the source)

Which solver reported which time is none of your business. Besides, it's not like I was there timing them. It doesn't matter, ultimately; in my book, they beat everyone who didn't solve it, so they're all in the top five. For now. - ZM