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zotmeister ([personal profile] zotmeister) wrote2012-08-23 12:14 pm
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  • I made the Kessel Run in less than eleven parsecs, but was levied a two-parsec penalty for icing.

  • I got the moves like Jagger once. I put some cream on it, it went away.

  • Why no, these aren't Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing.

  • Must... resist... urge... to... unpeel... entire... China Marker....

  • Frogger? I barely know 'er!

  • In the middle of a battle, Gamba Gal fogrot to firht!

  • Friends don't let friends drive ostriches.

  • Disambiguity. It's what for dinner. (All night, every night. That's the way I need it...) [Whether I said "what" instead of "what's" on purpose is left as an exercise for the reader.]

- ZM

[identity profile] cyrebjr.livejournal.com 2012-09-02 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Han's original twelve-parsec boast is kind of screwy by itself. I've wondered how a fast ship can optimize distance traveled, but it's never mentioned again.

Maybe it's not a race. Maybe the Kessel run is a maneuver (perhaps even a smuggling trick) that's easier to perform over shorter distances. Oh, maybe a jettison and recovery of cargo! But obviously, wild speculation.